MEET SOME OF THE LOCALS
The good, the bad, and the bloody ridiculous of Woop Woop
SAME RED DUST. DIFFERENT LEGENDS.
...in their own mind.
Woop Woop wouldn't be Woop Woop without its people.
Here are a few more locals you'll meet along the way.
Ordinary folks, extraordinary stories.
'TWO BEERS' THOMPSON
The ONLY one with a brain and common sense.
Captain and Coach of the
Woop Woop Wombats.
MISSY SIMPSON
Attention to detail is not
one of her strengths.
Don't let her innocent look fool you. She creates a huge
disaster in the story.
'WING NUT' WILSON
The Wombats Ruckman. At 6' 7", where else would you put him?
His ears stick out so far, he can't
run very fast due to the
wind resistance.
MOLLY 'THE BROW"
She has a distinguishing and
sui generis facial abnormality.
When she gets excited her mono-brow does a Mexican wave across her forehead.
MABEL & REG
Married for 68 long years. You get less for murder, Mabel reckons.
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Reg talks painfully slow. Which is okay, because Mabel listens slowly and painfully back.
'EAVESDROP' EDWARDS
Woop Woop's gossip
and stickybeak.
Many know that a timely word
in Eavesdrop ears, could get
you some valuable information
​​'LOFTY' LANCASTER
Believe it or not, this short, fat bastard plays for the Wombats.
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Whenever there's trouble going on or the beer is flowing, Lofty will be there. Except when it's his shout.
DAVE 'MEAT PIE' MALONE
So named because his face looks like a dropped pie.
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He's been involved in way too many melees on and off the footy field. Very handsome fella.
PLACES YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT IN WOOP WOOP
